Take the money and run

If a side effect of having a higher degree is losing all common sense and basic observational skills, then I never want to go back to school (and this is super ironic because scientists are supposed to be able to observe things, right?!). Maybe my coworkers ruffle my tail feathers so much because I really hate when people ask questions they can easily find the answers to themselves (because nothing says MY TIME IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOURS more than that). Maybe they’re just idiots. What I do know is where they can stick their masters and doctorates.